May 22nd, 2016
(Not at Starbucks, but there in spirit)
My computer screen tells me it can’t find my wireless printer. And I’m pointing at the printer sitting right next to the monitor while yelling, “It’s right fucking there, you ass hole!!!”
– This message has been brought to you by J while on edge from drinking a Starbucks® White Chocolate DoubleShot Energy Coffee Beverage.
(Not an actual endorsement. That mermaid doesn’t even know I’m alive.)