March 14th, 2016
This isn’t from a movie. It’s from my life about ten minutes ago. And so grows the list of places I must never visit again:
INT. STARBUCKS – COUNTER – DAY
J observes the menu above as the CASHIER waits for his order. A HOT BARISTA with a shapely behind comes out of the storage room, tosses on an apron, and approaches the Cashier.
J looks over the Hot Barista with wide, lustful eyes.
Where do you want me?
J looks down with a wry smile.
(under his breath)
On my face.
The perverted customer looks up to see the Cashier and the other two baristas gawking at him in shock and disgust — they heard every word of his muffled utterance.
FADE TO BLACK.