#7 -Indecent – 3/14/16

March 14th, 2016

This isn’t from a movie. It’s from my life about ten minutes ago. And so grows the list of places I must never visit again:

FADE IN:

INT. STARBUCKS – COUNTER – DAY

J observes the menu above as the CASHIER waits for his order. A HOT BARISTA with a shapely behind comes out of the storage room, tosses on an apron, and approaches the Cashier.

J looks over the Hot Barista with wide, lustful eyes.

HOT BARISTA
(to Cashier)
Where do you want me?

J looks down with a wry smile.

J
(under his breath)
On my face.

The perverted customer looks up to see the Cashier and the other two baristas gawking at him in shock and disgust — they heard every word of his muffled utterance.

FADE TO BLACK.

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